December 04, 2004

Tommy Thompson reveals America's Achilles' heal...

WASHINGTON - Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson resigned Friday, warning of a potential global outbreak of the flu and health-related terrorist attacks. “For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do,” he said.

Talk about a freebie.

"Hey! Want a hint? If you poison our major water supplies and spit in our agricultural smorgasbord then we will be SERIOUSLY s.o.l., Mr. Al-Qaeda operative, sir!"

Posted by Kyer at December 4, 2004 02:15 AM