"Hire this Mongol!"

Via Bridget:

Here's an idea: instead of the Secret Service, let Bush be protected by this cool Mongol. Or better yet, like the Brits have the Nepalese Brigade of Gurkhas, let's create a U.S. Brigade of Mongols. Dispatch the Mongol brigade outside of Bush's Crawford ranch at Thanksgiving, and watch Cindy Sheehan run down the road screaming. Need an air marshal that will really dissuade terrorist hijackings? Put a Mongol in seat 8C. And Chirac -- don't grab Laura Bush like that again or the Mongol security detail will open a can on you.