Remember, ladies, gentlemen, and uh.. genties, it's all about choice these days.
Third of male fish in rivers are changing sex:
A third of male fish in English rivers are changing sex due to 'gender-bending' pollution, alarming research shows....
Experts say female hormones from the contraceptive pill and HRT are being washed into our rivers and causing male fish to produce eggs.The problem - which is country-wide - has raised fears that the pollutants could also be contaminating our drinking water - and even be affecting the fertility of men.
Yea, and Mountain Dew kills your guys...
Reader Gerald Jacobs of NYC chimes in,
I spoke to the fish. They had no choice. The men's lavatory was closed.I can hear it now...
See! Homosexuality/transgenderness/whatever is natural because it's found in...uh...nature! Even monkeys are doing it!(sigh)
Transgendered goldfish, coming to an aquarium near you...
c/p'd @ Vinnie's